Vice Soap... Clean Up Your Act!

 

www.vicesoap.com

home soap helpful hints contact us about us faq's

Testimonials

Retail Sellers

 

Soap made with beer!

 

Yes, Yes, OMG YES!  At Vice Soap we make soap from the things that make you happy... like beer, hemp, chocolate, and coffee!!!  Don't hate us because you didn't think of it!

 

 

Shop BELOW

 

welcome to VICE SOAP.com
 
vice soap... washing your wild side...

Ordering info is located at the bottom of this page!

 

 

Hard Spanking... Like Carmen Electra doing yoga buck nekkid in your living room... this soap will get your attention... its tingly afterglow will make you raise an eyebrow, slap your own ass and yell YEAH BABY!

Its "minty fresh... like brushing your teeth but for your body"

Smells like: peppermint and spruce trees... manly outdoors smell with a tingly invigorating sensation on your soft girly skin you big hairless ape! 

One of our most popular products! 
Hard Spanking... Made with:  Beer, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Lye, Hemp Seed Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Canola Oil, Beeswax, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Essential Oils,  

 

Booty Call... "My girlfriend and I have decided that this soap smells like a lumberjack chewing gum... Yummy!  Lumberjacks are hot!"  Laura 28

"I would have sex with a man that smelled like this... and it wouldn't matter what he looked like"... Hanna 25

Like the sweet sound of an incoming text from your late night friend saying... "COME OVER" this soap has all the right moves, says all the right things, and in the end... leaves you with a smile!

Smells like candy!  Minty candy... our most popular with men and women!

 
Booty Call... is made with:  Beer, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Lye, Hemp Seed Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Canola Oil, Beeswax, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Essential Oils,  

 

Sugar Daddy... "... smells like chocolate mint... like Willy Wanka, like a milk chocolate spa for your body"

Smells like: ... the tub of mint chocolate ice cream that you can't put down when you should be polishing your trans-am u big sexy love machine! 

 
Sugar Daddy... Made with:  Beer, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Lye, Hemp Seed Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, Dark Chocolate, Cocoa Butter, Canola Oil, Beeswax, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Essential Oils,  

 

Home Wrecker... Smells like oranges... no, wait... make that sexy oranges... no... no... like damn sexy oranges in high heels and miniskirts that would make you push your own girlfriend in front of a bus just so you could catch one last whiff of as they pass you on the street with their rich boyfriend!  We're not high and we're not here to judge... we're addicted too!  
Home Wrecker... is made with:  Beer, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Lye, Hemp Seed Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Canola Oil, Beeswax, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Essential Oils,  

 

Panty Raid... Smells like... like nothing you've ever smelled before!  Like an orange and a candy cane hooked up... Stop smiling you jerk!

 

 
Panty Raid... is made with:  Beer, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Lye, Hemp Seed Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Canola Oil, Beeswax, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Essential Oils,  

 

 

Hot Pie... "I'd like a man to smell like this" (Samantha 19)

How can we argue with that???  Smells like... An apple pie that got lost in the woods... AWESOME! 

 

 

 

Hot Pie... is made with:  Beer, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Lye, Hemp Seed Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Canola Oil, Beeswax, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Essential Oils,  

 

Dirty Bastard... Smells like... Coffee and cinnamon with just enough vanilla to make you smile like you just talked your way out of a ticket... and got the officer's phone number! 

BEWARE!  A soap like this should be used when you get dirty... like after working on your Harley, hunting, welding, or from any of the other fun 69 things we can think of!  The coffee grounds and ground cinnamon exfoliate your skin u dirty bastard! Hands only big shooter!

 

Dirty Bastard... is made with:  Beer, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Lye, Hemp Seed Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Coffee Grounds, Ground Cinnamon, Canola Oil, Beeswax, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Essential Oils,

 

 

Hey Baby... See something you like?

> We're not the easy type... $9/puck...

Order whatever you want, order all of one, or a variety... it doesn't matter!  Order some for yourself and some for someone else... We're not gonna cramp your style... Honest... this is a free country and we just want to make you smile!